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Friday, September 30, 2011

PHASE ZERO... Here we Go...

Right now.... It's '8 p.m' and I am with the "Old Monk" njoying the evening .... A few minutes ago.. I hunted down a 'Kingfisher' and i am looking forward to hunt down a "Royal Stag" .... I have to hunt it down asap as I have a meeting at 12 midnight.. with Mr. "Johnny Walker" who will be coming along with his little "BlackDog" to my house... It is the time of Puja and today is the last working day of our college before Puja.... So, While i go for the hunting, y not u have a look at what exactly is d root cause for this evening party
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18.07.2011:-
Our Clg reopens ... This time, as a final yr.. I enter this clg... Baap of every other year... yet.. have a big fear within myself... the fear of not getting a proper job... So, keeping this thng in mind, i started my 7th Sem...
U must be wondering, What on earth happened that i didn't write ne post for the 6th Semester... Frankly speaking, There was nothng worthy to mentioned off... We had Recstacy.. A Good one.. not as good as the previous year one... nevertheless.. njoyed a lot.... We still had departmental problems.. I still had personal Problems... and ofcourse, I screwd my Sem xam again... and so... and so.... and so.... and that's how my 6th sem went...
Neways, back to This sem... this time, at start of this sem, we didn't care much about the department.... bcause it was final yr and we needed a job.. Phase Zero started..(Phase zero is analogous to "Day Zero" of IIM.. only difference is that Day Zero consists of a single Day...Phase Zero consists of undefined number of days)... Frustation was clearly seen on the faces of Biotech students( later Metallurgy and Chemical felt the same too)... slowly slowly.... Companies started to come... started with a bang... SAMSUNG SISO... 27 students .. with a package of 5.5Lpa... My Frnd Samiran was recruited by them along with 5 other dgp guys... then came, IOCL.. didn't allow Chemical for recruitement.... Our Wingmates got placed... DIP and BHABHESH in IOCL... 8.8Lpa.. Although as per "them", they are still not placed as their medical test results are not given till now...
For Us, our First Company was MuSigma.. Cleared the apti round... but couldn't go past the G.D round.... Neways, 5 out of 51 students got placed from Biotech... V.G, K.P, Sonal were some of the names.. and Then... Dry Season.. till Mid September..
Now, During this Time, we had a So So recession time in the Indian Markets... So, Companies like HeadStrong,Onmobile,HSBC Bank postponed their recruitment process in our college... We were hoping for Some Stableness in the Markets....
Meanwhile, MHRD.. Decided to screw us(all college students in India).. and our Director cooperated with their decision... They said that every clg student must have a minimum % of 75% or else.. F*&# off.. and get a year lag... So, our Careless attitude towards our department changed... I started to attend the classes.. and tried to make up the 20,30%- es in every subject, to 75%...
Very Soon, AMIT KR.MONDAL got placed in Schneider Electrics...4.75Lpa.. He Received plenty of GPLs and plenty of masti was done...
Arindam.. was another guy.. in our wing... Till Date... around 5 interviews ... but he didn't get job in either of them.... He got screwed in 3 of them.. and Himself screwed the interview intentionally.. that too for SPCL and CESC... neways, he got a job.... at last..Souvik Khan Got Placed too.. in SAINT GOBAIN.. 4.5Lpa.. but like DIP.. he says... that his Job is not confirmed as yet... Prithwish Also got Placed.. Comviva... 3.9Lpa...
Slowly and steadily, we came across a new term.. MID SEM... I don't know what it actually meant... But we Biotechs started the revolution of not having a MID SEM... as because we had TCS coming in late September... and it was our 'Core'( Although Technically Non Core) company... So, other departments started to support our revolution.. and Somehow MID SEMS were cancelled.. but Still Biotech is Biotech.. and our MID Sems took place... and My Perfomance... SO-SO...
TCS MAGIC !!!
On 30th August, TCS came for their PPT .. and from that day, started our disappointment... They announced their Package... 3.16Lpa.. neways, we had to accept it... and started our preparation for it...
What not We did... DBMS,C++,C, Aptitude.... everythng.... and we did group preparation... All gearing up for TCS....
On 26th of September, the D day came... For Shanti and Me... We had Direct Interviews... while Anirban Had to get through Apti test.... But I guess... That '1- Shaalik' Concept prevailed... Anirban didn't get through Apti... I had my Interview very nice.. 75% of which was HR and 25% was technical.. which was Absolutely correct..
On 27th Afternoon, All Interviews were over.. Time for results...
On 27th evening, we all waited for TCS results.. TPRs were in a very 'JOLLY' mood b4 the results... then d TCS guys came... and announced the results,,, within few minutes, they announced the names.. I was in complete Shock... only 4 BT students.. Rest of the figures can't be disclosed in public... But.. out of 31 Interviewed Students, only 4 got selected... Nandini Got Placed..... I was among those 27 non selected ones... Came out of the Assembly Hall... Totally Shocked, Frustrated and Rejected... TCS.. u showed ur Magic... FUCK U TCS
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So, I thnk u can guess why this kind of party... It is not for any happy purpose.. rather it is for mental peacefulness and saying to myself.. YES.. I CAN DO IT....Right now, it's 11pm... and I have hunted down the 'Royal Stag' neat and clean.... and gotto make myself ready for the special meeting...
So, Best of Luck for ur Future... Have a Safe and Mastiful Puja....
Signing Off...
Jolly Roger
P.S:- Incase, U don't get my new name... Roger Federer is my Idol.... and the rest... :D :D :D